The column they’re queuing to be in...

Raise your glasses to Quincy Jones who bounced on stage like an 18- year-old at the BBC Jazz Awards to receive the lifetime achievement gong and began a rap about those who choose to abstain: “I don’t understand people that don’t drink,” said the 73- year-old before dusting down the vintage Dean Martin gag: “What I don’t understand about teetotallers is when they wake up in the morning they know that’s as good as they are going to feel all day.” Quincy backed up his words by a Herculean effort at the after show bar still going strong well past 3am…